Massive brewer Anheuser-Busch joined massive shoe company Nike today in dropping sponsorship of cyclist and cancer fund-raising champion Lance Armstrong after USADA’s Pyrenees of evidence linking the seven-time Tour de France champion to serial performance enhancing drug use became public.  Though heavily suspected and accused for years, Armstrong’s fierce denials and fantastic cancer fund-raising had erected just enough of a firewall to maintain his corporate relationships.  Until now.

But corporate America has never been accused of spinal conformity when it comes to support for its pitchmen.  Like a fifteen year-old kid applying for his first job being told, “You have no experience”, often it takes one intrepid backer to get you off the schneid. In this case, one rejecter to open the flood gates of dismissal and discharge.

Of course, Armstrong has no one but himself to blame, though he remains defiantly jut-jawed.  Despite the avalanche of evidence against him, so powerful has his 70 million yellow Livestrong bracelet program been that he still has champions willing to cleave the sins of the cyclist from the redemption of his philanthropy.  And what, exactly, is the lesson to the young ones there?  Are ends and means really to be separated so easily?

Armstrong isn’t the first, nor will he be the last, to take image-piercing rounds from a corporate/ media firing squad.  An entire baseball generation, most notably Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire, has been a casualty.

In months following Tiger Woods’ admission of serial infidelity in November 2009, several companies re-evaluated their relationships with the 14-time major golf champion.  Though the most bankable athlete in the world, Tiger lost everyone from Accenture to AT&T, Gatorade and General Motors. Blade maker Gillette suspended advertising featuring the once unsullied Woods. Tag Heuer dropped Tiger from their ad campaign in the immediate aftermath of the scandal, and ended their relationship for good when their deal expired in 2011. However, in contrast to their abandonment of Armstrong, Nike continued to support Tiger.

Lesser celebs have also been sent off on a metaphoric ice flow in the wake of a social disgrace.  On January 16, 1988, Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder was fired from his 12-year CBS NFL football assignment after commenting to a local TV reporter at a Washington D.C. eatery that African Americans were superior athletes due to the breeding policies of slave owners before the Civil War.

Teaching moments are not the main concern of corporate titans.  As Morty Seinfield said, “Cheap fabric, and dim lighting, that’s how you move merchandise.”

It’s a fickle world out there, kids, a one-way street of loyalty and demand.  They’ll stand four-square behind you until the stench begins to rise and the fingers begin to point.  And once one goes…

Anyone who ever read Lance’s book, It’s Not About the Bike, knows he has always been a loner, him-against-the-world kind of guy.  That attitude helped him reach the top of the mountain. Now there’s proof something else did, as well.  Ironic, isn’t it?  Shakespearean.  The very thing that helped lift him to life in his battle against testicular cancer, drugs, has now brought him crashing down.

That’s the double-standard world we live in, drugs are good – drugs are bad.  And while we’re at it, let’s incarcerate a million or so kids who have little or no means beyond them to find their ends.  We’re up to our elbows in a drug culture.  So let’s hang it on our sportsmen.

“Ask you doctor if you experience cynicism for more than four hours”.

But if anyone can “do the time for committing the crime”, I’d say it’s Lance.  I guess now we’ll find out.


5 thoughts on “LANCE IN DESCENT

  1. Toni, I really don’t know if I get your your drift in this piece.
    You cannot equate drugs used to cure sickness (good) with drugs used to cheat at sport (bad) as two sides of the same coin. They are different coins entirely, and it’s not a double-standard that one (the medical drug) is a shiny coin that we should be proud of and the other (the cheating coin) is one that does – and should – lead to destruction and ruin.
    If it were any other sport as we know would have no future.

  2. I just realized I did not get my name on my reply. My post was Oct 17 at 11:52 and I still think Lance is pathetic.

  3. Lance continues the disappointing trend of elite athletes selling out and compromising for cash. I am saddened for those who did not win their due awards because cheating Lance took their spot. No one, except Lance and his associates benefits from this cheating. He needs to leave Livestrong entirely. Pathetic!!

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